The list goes on:
11. The right to bear arms is an absolute right for white guys with automatic weapons, but not so much for black kids with plastic ones.
12. In order for the police to properly protect the general public, they should be held to a lower standard of conduct than the general public they are protecting. (Chew on that one!)
13. More people having health insurance is a bad thing.
14. Ben Carson is the one person in America who is allowed to use aborted fetuses in his work without criticism, because he is Ben Carson. (Everyone else is going to hell.)
15. The President ought to consult with Benjamin Netanyahu and the anti-Cuba lobby every morning so that he/she knows what American foreign policy is for that day.
16. Christians who commit mass killings are troubled souls; Muslims who do are terrorists.
17. Policy substance is no substitute for bluster. (John Bolton's Law)
18.The purpose of teaching American History is to make students feel warm and fuzzy about America, rather than teaching, say, the truth. (Lynne Cheney's Law)
19. It's a good thing to demonize people for political purposes when they are alive (Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, Muhammad Ali, to name a few) and then change your tune for political purposes after they are dead by telling everyone what wonderful and inspirational people they were for you.
20. The more spouses one has had is in direct proportion to one's right to pontificate in the morality of others.
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