Rules of Thumb in Relation to the Cheney Clan

Liz Cheney's recent ridiculous statements allow us to recall that the Cheney family provides us with some useful rules of thumb that can be quite confidently applied:

• If a Cheney says "X" is true, then it's almost certain that "not-X" is true.
• If a Cheney says "X" is bad, then it's almost certain that "X" is good.
• If a Cheney says "X" is good, then it's almost certain that "X" is bad.
• If a Cheney says "X" is right, then "X" is almost certainly wrong.
• If a Cheney says "X" is wrong, then "X" is probably right.

It saves a lot of time, not having to Google or do research. Just follow these rules.

Postscript: apologies to any Cheneys who aren't related to the war criminal/profiteer.